Wednesday

Not a Farewell nor Goodbye...

"This is not the end... but the start of something new..."

Thanks for the fairwell party... I know after this CRC will not be the same again... Not because that I'm leaving... the whole department is moving to Legal...

I'm glad to be a part of it while it is still CRC...
Leaving with a heavy heart... but I'm not really moving am I?

see you guys around... =)

Konsep Kita


Tersebutlah suatu kisah dimana si isteri telah meluahkan rasa tidak puas hatinya pada sang suami yang berbunyi lebih kurang begini...


Isteri : Apalah abang nie...asalkan kawan abang datang, abang mesti cakap rumah abang, kereta abang, TV abang, sofa abang...tak adil lah macam nie...asik asik abang aje...


Suami: La...abis ayang nak cakap macam mana...


Isteri : Abang cakap la...rumah kita...kereta kita...TV kita...sofa kita... bukankah semua harta benda nie hak milik kita bersama...


Suami: Ahhh..iya lah...iyalah...


Isteri: Hmm...abang dari tadi lagi terhegeh-hegeh cari apa?...


Suami: Haa...ada awak nampak...seluar dalam KITA...???


Isteri: %#@**^&%#@

Tuesday

Shout out to Mumu...

Mumu,

I thought that things are already cool between us... that we've grown up and become an adult... so that we left what ever that is in the pastbetween us... remain as part of history...

That's why I thought that I could ask a favour from you Mumu... I'm sorry that I said you didn't take it as a positive start... whereby your explanation was well converse... and understood....
you're thinking ahead... taking on the long-term approch... I only think of the short-run...

Glad to see you've grown up mumu...

I shouldn't said those things I said to you... never the less... I wouldn't forget all the aid you've given me when I was badly injured in life...

Just call it in... and I'll return the favour...

Monday

Aktiviti menghilangkan bosan dalam lif =)


11 tips agar tidak bosan semasa di dalam lif:

1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenali, cuit bahunya! Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain..

2. Buat muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil pegang kepala anda dan menjerit "Diam, semuanya diam!".

3. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalam lif.

4. Pindahkan meja kerja anda ke dalam lif. Jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka sudah membuat temujanji?

5. Letakkan sebuah bungkusan di sudut lif, jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka mendengar bunyi tik...tik...tik...

6. Anda pura-pura jadi pramugari! Tunjukkan prosedur keselamatan penerbangan seperti di dalam kapalterbang.

7. Ketika pintu menutup, beri pengumuman kepada semua orang. "Bertenang, jangan panik, nanti pasti terbuka lagi!".

8. Bukalah beg tangan anda, sambil melihat ke dalam beg tangan, tanyalah "Udaranya cukup tidak disitu?"

9. Diam dan jangan bergerak sama sekali di sudut lif, menghadap dinding, jangan sesekali keluar.

10. Dengarkan suara di dinding lift dengan stetoskop.

11. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu beritahu "Ini adalah wilayah SAYA"

Saturday

penerangan...

1) Kenape saye tukar password fb saye then awk xboleh nk masuk

sebab sy tukar haritu time saye marah kat awak diam pada weekend... xde ape2 jawapan dalam masa 2 hari... jadi saye tukar... memang!!! memang saye xboleh sabar... saye risau... saye rindu... salah ke waktu tu?

2) kenape dah lepas tu awk still xdapat login fb saye...

saye xboleh on9 fb kat office... boleh blog je... kat rumah internet acess xde.. kalau bos ade... bley pinjam broadband die... tapi bdk2 dian nie selalu balik 2/3 pagi... so xberkesempatan nk tukar balik...

3) kenape saye guna maxis pada birthday saye...

sebab maxis offer satu hari percuma boleh call memane no maxis... so saye gunakan la call member2 uitm saye dan family saye...
celcom bagi seminggu so releks la...

4) kenape saye call office... dan macammane dpt no...

first jangan salahkan kawan saye tu... die xbersalah... saye cari kat internet no phone....
asalnya saye mmg nak cari awk sebab awk x reply msg saye... sebab saye risau.. malam tu awak ckp nak demam... sy mmg nak ucap terima kasih kat akak tu.. walau pun saye tau awak yag bayar....

5) kenape saye degil xdengar kata...

sebab sejak azalinya saya begini.... ini diri saye... untuk ape saye berubah menjadi bukan diri saya? awak pun pernah cakap benda yang sama... jadi saye harap ade pemahaman di situ...

Friday

kau si durjana.....

Hidup sejenis manusia yang puas melihat kejatuhan... ketawa melihat kekejaman... menangis sendirian pabila melihat orang lain kegembiraan...apa layak kah dia dipanggil manusia... sedangkan baka kelahirannya.. dari syaitan...

persoalannya muncul menanyakan persepsi... antara dua... "manusia bertopengkan syaitan..." atau " syaitan bertopengkan manusia...

Apa pengampunan dari Tuhan sudah cukup untuk merasa hilangnya dosa... sedangkan salah yang tercipta adalah kepada manusia... jadi maaf pada siapa yang harus dipinta juga?

Jika kau manusia... Tuhan memberikan sudah akal dan fikiran... nescaya mampu untuk kau memikirkan tentang persoalan... dan mencari jalan penyelesaian...

to be continue.....

YE KE NI?

HEI SI BODOH !!!! DIE DAH XNAK... KAU FAHAM X ?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SI BODOH: TAK

Thursday

Any other words besides thank you?

After 5 years of bad run… I take it that this year would be the same… was I wrong on that… Is there any other word beside thank you?

I would really like to use it to express my gratitude… to all of you That had wish me happy birthday on FACEBOOK… yup… each and every 117’s of you… Thanks guys for
Making me feel appreciated… cared and loved…

Some even sent me a text even after writing on my wall…. You guys make my day…
From the bottom of my heart I thank you….

Wednesday

My Heart and mind has a powerful connection


I need to distract my mind when my heart is not feeling well… I have to or it will effect
My entire day… people around me or some situation that I’m in will be effected too…
I don’t like to think about things much… unless if it’s a good thing… if it’s bad… I don’t bother…

I use to be the type that uses my mind then follow my heart… but I end up using both at once… so I turn to use my heart… then my mind…. It has work for me in years… lead me places… but now I have to revert it back to my orthodox style of thinking…

I don’t get distracted easily… hit me at my weak point and I’ll tumble down like the twin tower on September 11th.

The personification would be: ‘It would be curious to discover who it is to whom one writes in a diary. Possibly to some mysterious personification of one's own identity.”

And the metaphor is: “Language operates between literal and metaphorical signification.”

It’s something between the combination of possible and impossible that create posimpable… which means nothing and everything…









Tuesday


Dear God,

I'm thankful that I live on to be 23 today... there are times in my past that I didn't even think that I could make it to 20... But your help and guidance has put me where I am today...

I'm thankful and grateful for all that you have blessed me in life... for showing me the light when I was in the dark years ago... I'll try to never go back to that road ever again even that some event recently has leaded me to do so...

Please give me strength to avoid the darkside… all I wanted for my birthday is just to know and rest assure that my love one’s are safe and happy and most importantly safe from any harm.

Your humble servant.
Mohd Shahrilnizam Bin Omar

Monday

Derita merindu

Kau katakan cinta gunakan akal
Bila aku gunakan,
kau yang menyangkal
Bagaimana nak kekal

Kau katakan cinta gunakan minda
Bila aku gunakan
Kau yang tak percaya…
bagaimana nak bahagia

Maafmu tak bererti, kau mudah sesali
Berulang kali telah kau mungkiri
Manis mulut berjanji terpedaya lagi
Menanti biar terus didustai

Kaulah bahagia (bagiku)
Kaulah derita (bagimu)
Esok lusamu, tak ku kenal lagi engkau siapa

Dan aku cuba sedaya upaya
Telah ku usaha dengan sepenuh jiwa
Bagaimana hendak ku lupa
bayangan wajahmu selalu di depan mata
harum baumu masih dapat ku hidu
Bagaimana ingin aku membencimu
Jikalau setiap hari merindu
Sekiranya derita merinduimu itu sebenarnya bahagia..
Aku pilih derita..

Kaulah bahagia (bagiku)
Kaulah derita (bagimu)
Esok lusamu, tak ku kenal lagi engkau siapa
Mungkinkah esok atau lusa walau biarpun lama
Akan ku biar tiada, ku tetap kan setia
Entah bila akan tiba sampai jua harimu yang sama
Esok seperti semalaman yang tak berubah
Kaulah tanda tanya… kau tiada titik noktah
Ku dibuai mimpi lena dikejut igau semula
Kaulah tanda tanya… kau tiada titik noktah
Ku dibuai mimpi lena dikejut igau semula

Seandainya kau berada di depan mata
Mudah untuk aku berkata-kata
Supaya dapatku melihat seraut wajahmu
Walaupun belum tentu kau mahu bertemu
Apalagi memandangku
Setelah ku turutkan segala kemahuan kau mainkan perasaan
Begitu mudah kau ucapkan terimalah saja kenyataan…
Aku masih terkilan

Maafmu tak bererti, kau mudah sesali
Berulang kali telah kau mungkiri
Manis mulut berjanji terpedaya lagi
Menanti biar terus didustai
Kaulah bahagia (bagiku)
Kaulah derita (bagimu)
Esok lusamu, tak ku kenal lagi engkau siapa

Kaulah bahagia (bagiku)
Kaulah derita (bagimu)
Esok lusamu, tak ku kenal lagi engkau siapa

Jika kau dapat memahami hati seorang perindu
Baru kau tahu derita hatiku
Jika suatu hari nanti giliran kau merindu
Baru kau ingat derita diriku
Segala yang berlaku bukan kemahuanku
Apa gunanya bahgia
Jikalau bahagia bersamamu hanyalah untuk sementara waktu
Aku pilih derita merinduimu

Maafmu tak bererti, kau mudah sesali
Berulang kali telah kau mungkiri
Manis mulut berjanji terpedaya lagi
Menanti biar terus didustai
Kaulah bahagia (bagiku)
Kaulah derita (bagimu)
Esok lusamu, tak ku kenal lagi engkau siapa
Kaulah bahagia (bagiku)
Kaulah derita (bagimu)
Esok lusamu, tak ku kenal lagi engkau siapa

Friday

Sosej & Lembu

Ada kisah seorang anak yang diberi peluang untuk belajar di Amerika untuk dapatkan degree, tapi selepas 15 tahun, tak pernah lulus, akhirnya bapak dia dah tak sanggup lagi tanggung beban wang untuk anaknya itu, terpaksalah dia bawak balik ke Malaysia.Sepanjang perjalanan dari airport ke rumah, bapaknya diam aje (marah la tu).

Si anak dah rasa tak best, so dia pun cari la idea untuk berbual & tunjuk pada bapak dia yang dia kat Amerika ada gain something la dgn pekembangan teknologi. So dia cakap dgn bapak dia:

Anak: Bapak tau tak, kat Amerika sekarang teknologi dah maju giler. Sekarang nak buat sosej tak payah nak sembelih lembu, buang kulit, masuk je lembu dalam machine, dah jadi sosej....

Bapak: Itu teknologi dah lapuk. Kat Malaysia lagi advance. Aku 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor... menyusahkan plak tu...

Thursday

Thank You Note


First of all, I would like to Thank God... as God has made this posible.

I still remember the first day I came here, I was already welcome by all, for that warm welcome had made me feel confortable. I would like to thank Kak Fiza for showing me around and teaches me all there is to know about CRC. Thanks to my other two teachers Coney and Yoges for the three of them had made me able to sattle with CRC as quickly as I did.

Thanks to Abg Nizam, because of him I know good places to eat, expand my network of friends in other departments in Standard Chartered andmost importantly I would like to thank him for his advice and wisdom he shared with me.

To Abg Rosli, whom he too shared his knowledge and wisdom and played a part in teaching me about the BCA, to Kak Dayana who tolarate my stupid jokes and always have something to share with me either verbally or via mail

Thanks to Kak Pae whom had been 'the rugged' sister I never had, Kalai who always smile and lough at my jokes. Sorry that I played my jokes on you too much.To KaK Suria event that she's often silent but shared some stories that is fun to know.

Many thanks to abby, for sharing her experiance and tolarate my behavior of wanting too many pens, pencil, and other stationary that's in the printing room. To Paul... for sharing his newspaper and his table for me so sleep for a while when I'm too tired. (it only happend once). and Guan... even that you're new.. its been fun knowing you.


Many thanks to all of you in CRC and special thanks to the people in SME CRC,Kak Pija, Kak Shida, Ayu, Heni, Hazlan for being supportive of me.
I would like to state my apologies for the things I've said and done that had been offensive and rude.


thanks for welcoming me as part of the family...

Tuesday

Why I still have him at 23...

He is my conscience…

People often say I’m crazy… but I don’t mind… they said that’s I’m a spoil brat whom my parents would give anything that I want when I wanted it…

How wrong are all of you…

Talking to people needs trust for me… I can’t simply express to anybody… there are some that I’ve shared with… but only partial… lil’ bits and pieces from the jigsaw puzzle of my life…

But he already knows what the picture is all about…

He smile when I’m happy… even when I’m sad… he keeps my secret… even the darkest of them… and I can trust that he will never tell…

Only one person beside him knows me almost as much…
Maybe she’s the one that I need to finish my story for “A boy, A girl and A little bear”

Monday

Bile Marah....

Apabile kte marah, macam2 boleh keluar dari mulut nie... kata2 yang akhirnya mengundang penyesalan pada kemudian hari... pernah dulu aku diberitahu... apabila kite marah.. kite selalu akan kuarkan segala kata2 yg benar dari dalam hati kite... ape yg kite betul2 rase... teori tu ade betulnya... tapi x dijelaskan dengan detail...

kite memang akan dengan tidak sengaja mengeluarkan kata2 yg x diingini atau didegari... secara spontan... kemarahan tu datang disebabkan ketidakwarasan akal yang menyumbang kepada perlakuan tidak rasional...

tetapi marah tu jarang sangat berlaku... marah biasa ialah marah yang selalu... marah bergaduh... dalam situasi ini... intipati kata-kata yang diucapkan tidak membawa sebarang makna... hanya untuk mencari kemenangan, kepuasan bertikam lidah...

kata2 yang terpancul lebih kepada untuk menyakitkan hati orang yg di ingini... dendam.... jenis ni lebih radikal pengunaannya kerana fitrah manusia untuk berasa marah... sesungguhnya bersabar itu sebahagian dari iman.... maka kuatkan lah iman tu supaya kita bersama boleh belajar brsabar dan elakkan pertelingkahan yang tidak mengutungkan mane2 pihak....

Saturday

"Dangerous To Know"



Some secrets need to be kept
Some stories should never be told
Some reasons shouldn't be understood
They just might turn your blood cold

Who needs all the answers?
Who takes all the chances?
Who said the truth's gonna save you?
When the truth can be dangerous

Like the way I feel
It's alright to steal
What I need from you
Do what I have to do
Say what I have to say
Go where I have to go
And that's dangerous
Dangerous to know

I was a law onto myself
When you found me out on my own
Together nothing was sacred
Together we where alone

Who needs all the questions?
Who lost their direction?
Who said a lie's gonna break you?
When a lie could be dangerous

Like the way I feel
It's alright to steal
What I need from you
Do what I have to do
Say what I have to say
Go where I have to go
And that's dangerous
Dangerous to know

Ignorance is bliss
You're safe when you resist
There's no safety in a kiss like this
It's dangerous
So kiss me
Kiss me

Like the way I feel
It's alright to steal
What I need from
Do what I have to do
Say what I have to say
Go where I have to go
And that's dangerous
Dangerous
Like the way I feel
It's alright to steal
What I need from
Do what I have to do
Say what I have to say
Go where I have to go
And that's dangerous
Dangerous to know

Some secrets need to be kept

Friday

aku bosan... jadi... melukis lah


Fahami... mengerti...
cuba untuk mendengar...
Jangan berbalah
hasilnya tiada yang indah...

cuba hayati
semua rasa yang diberi
adakah antaranya ada kau cari
mungkin... tapi tidak menyedari

keinginan mengenali diri...
tapi diri...
mengapa tidak ingin fahami..
cuba...

kalah sedikit untuk kemenangan
dah merdeka
tiada apa lagi diperjuangkan
cuma mengekalkan kemerdekaan

Thursday

Re-Post

people are often unreasonable, illogical, and self centered. forgive them anyway... if u r kind, people may accuse u of selfish, ulterior motive. be kind anyway... if u r successful, u will win some false frenz and some true frenz. succeed anyway... if u r honest n frank, people may cheat u. be honest & frank anyway... if u find serenity, n happiness, people may be jealous, be happy anyway... the good u do today, people will often forget tomorrow. do good anyway... u see, in the final analysis, it is between u n god. it was never between u n them anyway...

-mother Theresa-

Selamat Pagi





Biase2 je: Selamat Pagi Jelita... Doaku semoga hari ini kau ketemukan bahagia

Jelita: Selamat Pagi Tuan Ted... Moga Hari ini hari yang indah buatmu...

Biase2 je: Hari-hari indah bagiku.. adalah hari dimana dikau berada disampingku... dan aku
dapat saksikan senyuman dibibirmu

Tuesday

What Pain is.... Painfull

I often said that "love is when you can't hate no matter how much wrong is done to you... if you can love beyond all hurts and pain then it's love".......

I'm in pain... and I'm happy to feel pain... for all this while this heart of mine can't seem to feel a thing... it's true what they said.. it's betterto feel something rather then feel nothing at all...

I know very much how I feel... this is 'LOVE'... event that I don't think the other part feels the same...

But sometimes the pain is to much to bare... I don't know how much more Icould endore... But what I know for sure... this is the last ever feeling that I could ever feel....

Monday

Mengukir Senyuman di bibir mu...

MALUNYA

Seorang wanita muda telah terberanak di dalam sebuah lif. Dia pun malu macam nak gila dan tak mahu keluar dari lif itu. Pihak pengurusan bangunan pun memanggil polis, bomba dan pakar ilmu jiwa untuk pujuk wanita muda itu keluar.

Pakar ilmu jiwa tu pun bercakap ,
"Cik... keluar lah... aper nak dimalukan... perkara biasa jek nih."

Wanita muda yang terberanak itu pun menjawab,
"Tak mau, tak mau, saya malu."

pakar ilmu jiwa itu menambah, "
Alah cik... tahun lepas saya ader 1kes lagi teruk... pompuan tu beranak dalam longkang!!"

Mendengarkan kata-kata pakar ilmu jiwa tu jer, wanita muda tu terus meraung bagai nak gila lalu berkata,
"Yang tu pun saya gak, uhwaaa.... !!!"
Pakar ilmu jiwa itu tak tahu nak cakap apa….

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RAHSIA MENANGKAP IKAN

Ada seorang nelayan yang selalu dapat banyak ikan bila dia ke laut... so crew TV4 interview dia untuk rahsia dia tangkap ikan.

Crew TV4 : "Apa rahsia pakcik tangkap ikan?"

Nelayan : "Oh, pakcik guna firasat. Pakcik tengok cara isteri
pakcik tidur bila pakcik bangun pagi Kalau dia mengereng ke kiri,.
pakcik tebar jala ke kiri. Kalau dia mengereng ke kanan, pakcik tebar ke kanan."

CrewTV4 : "Kalau isteri pakcik tidur terlentang?"

Nelayan : "Itu tandanya rezeki depan mata, pakcik tak turun ke laut pagi tu... "

CrewTV4 : "O, ye ke... "

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Siapa Salah

Seorang lelaki telefon hospital untuk memberitahu yang isterinya nak bersalin. Dan jururawat hospital menjawab telefon lelaki tersebut.

Lelaki: "Hello... tolong saya sebab isteri saya nak bersalin!"

Jururawat: "Sila bertenang... ini anaknya yang pertama ke?"

Lelaki: "Apa pulak …..... ni laki dia la!"

Jururawat: "Pulak..!!!!. "

Friday

Aku lebih tahu...

Boleh tak JUJUR...aku tak suke kau tipu... sebab aku tak suke DIPERBODOH...Aku tau ramai yang anggap aku bodoh... aku tak salah kan korang... sebab tingkah laku aku yang buat korang cakap macam tu... tapi hakikatnya aku lebih tahu... aku saja diam membisu... sebab bagi aku... aku hanya perlu bersuara bile perlu... "Jangan Paksa Aku Bersuara" kau tak kan kenal aku siapa nanti... Aku dah baik nie... jangan keluarkan jahat aku lagi...